Hey . . . . Bet you didn’t know it but we’re a bunch of poets. Well, not really, but we drive a lot and our minds tend to wander while stuck at red lights. From the souls of Tom Appel, David Aretha, Damon Bell, John Biel, Ed Piotrowski, and Jack Stewart, here are a few Haiku tries . . . penned exclusively for you guys.

In a Valiant
I first learned how to drive
Yet I still love cars
t.a.

Oh sweet ZL1:
Why cost $110K?
I cannot have you :(
d.a.

Sweet, sweet AMG
Exhaust note weakens judgment
Sorry officer
t.a.

Still love the first one
From when I was still a tot
Chevy fifty-eight
j.b.

The good ol’ TL
Had a funky-looking snout
New one is better
t.a.

Hyundai Genesis
Sedan is just fine with me
Coupe looks real ugly
e.p.

Hyundai Azera
You’re really quite flashy, but . . .
Sonata costs less
d.b.

Is this the first poem
About a Daewoo Lanos?
I would bet it is
t.a.

Ford Pinto wagon
Firestone 500 radials all around
Crashed and burned to ground
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